hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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