the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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