i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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