Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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