had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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