if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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