never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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