well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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