They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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