he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
