When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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