she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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