Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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