brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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