A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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