We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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