so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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