This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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