I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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