No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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