U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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