Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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