People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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