Sry I called you an 8
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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