how can u be prego again
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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