Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
dude. I can hear the air.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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