why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I can't turn off my feet"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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