She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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