Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
