Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
