So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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