It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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