Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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