Is it because I queefed?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He has the fingertips of a God
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