fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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