Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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