I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Randomize
