She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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