Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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