My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Everclear isn't food dammit
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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