She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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