i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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