what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Shame is for Republicans.
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