fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Rumble strips road head = magical
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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