hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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