She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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