K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just high enough for therapy.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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