sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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