Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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