Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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