Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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