May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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