Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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