***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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