I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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