Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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