nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
That accounts for only three of the penises
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i out mim tonsoeep
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